Galadrielvs.Leia_Kira
Galdriel: One does not simply walk into this fight
这架，可不是谁想打就能打。
Im the baddest bitch of middle earth, the lady of light
我才是中土最狠的大姐，光之女王驾到啦。
I look better in white
我一身白，比你好看太多了吧，
You should flee out off my sight
趁我还没动手，赶紧从我眼前爬。
I''ll strike you down like O-B one
我一招就能送你下去，像欧比王收人那样，
''Cuz im colder than carbonite
我冷得像碳冻仓里出来的，你拿什么跟我杠？
You battle me?
你还想跟我打？
You''re not stronge enough
你根本不够格。
A human break an elf?
区区人类还想碰瓷精灵？
You don''t live long enough
你命都不够长。
You better listen hard through the donuts in your hair
把你头上那俩甜甜圈先挪开，好好听我讲，
By the time I end this line, you will love and despair.
等我这句说完，你就只剩又爱又怕，当场投降。
Leia: Calm down grandma, you''re ugly when you''re mad
消消气吧奶奶，你一发火更难看。
Showing off your darkside? You remind me of my dad
一脸黑暗面发作，简直跟我爸一个款。
What a strong female character obsessed with a ring
还什么大女主，结果天天围着一枚戒指转，
And you have to send a group of man to fix everything
最后还不是得靠一帮男人给你收烂摊。
When Sauron took over, you hid in a tree
索伦满世界横着走的时候，你躲树上装高冷，
I led the rebel allience and we saved the whole galaxy
我可是带着义军狠狠干，直接拯救银河系。
When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater
等我打完你，你只配留下一个坑，
My words explode like bombs, I''m a verbal detonator.
我张嘴就是爆破现场，句句都带轰。
Galadriel: What have your films had, like thirteen re-edits?
你那些电影，重剪都快剪出第十三稿了吧？
Leia: Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits
也比你们一大半时长都耗在字幕上强啊。
We''re on movie number seven while you''re still on your sixth
我们都拍到第七部了，你们还在第六部打转。
Galadriel: Yes, but unlike you we don''t pretend that three don''t exist
至少不像你们，硬装前三部根本不存在。
Leia: You''re like a Stormtrooper ''cuz your shots never hit
你跟暴风兵一个毛病，开再多枪都打不中。
I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its shit
我就穿了一次金色比基尼，全世界直接发疯。
I''ll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her
我比你更快、更能撑、更能打，还比你更压场，
I''m a master with a blaster, you''re a renn faire disaster
我拿着爆能枪就是王者，你顶多像漫展翻车现场。
I walk in the sky while you''re stuck on the land
我能在天上走，你还困在地上晃，
Just a hippie hobbit-humper, unblinking and bland
活像个迷恋霍比特人的木头精灵，又呆又没光。
No light saber needed to take you out
我连光剑都不用，就能把你带走，
Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout
你最好听听你心里声音，这一场你该认输了。
Galadriel: I will...
我才不会
Never give in to your Jedi mind trick
吃你那套绝地洗脑的小把戏。
And after Jabba''s eager tongue you should know when you''re licked
再说了，贾霸那舌头你都扛过了，什么叫被舔你最清楚吧你。
My lyrics so wet I''m like a rhyming typhoon
我的词一出来，跟台风过境没两样，
How''s Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon?
奥德朗最近还好吗？哎呀，不好意思，太快了么。
I see things that were, things that are, things that may be
过去、现在、未来，我全都看得一清二楚，
I''m fully operational, it''s over baby
我现在火力全开了，宝贝，这局已经结束。
You shall not pass, challenge another
还想从我这过去？你也配来碰我这堵墙？
You can kiss my ass, pretend it''s your brother.
去亲我屁屁，反正你不是最会认亲那一套吗。
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